签证官小哥是哪一期?
最近又看到了这个视频,看一次笑一次 这位签证官小哥来自加拿大,在视频里他给每一位申请人都要问同样的问题(就是那个“Do you have any question”)
当然他的回答总是出乎大家的意料,而且语速很快哦~
我大概总结了一下,大家可以参考一下哈~不过我还是希望大家可以自己去看看,然后笑到肚子疼,因为我是真的被逗笑了。。。。
I'm going to give out visas, so do remember my face. Okay, everyone has their turn, and the first one is a Chinese girl. She says I haven't got anything for her but that she doesn't need it because she hasn't been here before. So all right then! What about your boyfriend? He’s from Beijing, huh? Yeah he was at UBC… oh yeah in Vancouver. Are they meeting each other tonight somewhere on the street or something like that? Or are they already together there waiting at the airport? Wow, okay. Well good luck with him! And if we don't see them again when we come back maybe you can bring us up to date sometime while we are having dinner? Alright! Nice to meet you! Thank you very much! Have fun in Canada! Bye bye!
Next comes an Asian person... Oh, hi there what does your name mean? "Jian" means hand right? It looks more like finger than Hand to me actually. But whatever you say. Then, “Chao” sounds kind of like English word "chaos", which really describes this guy perfectly. Now Jian Chao. How did you guys meet? Wasn't he standing there just outside our door yesterday evening during the interview day? Yes, exactly. Maybe you should go home now cause why would you want to visit someone else who lives next to you everyday anyway? That's enough nonsense! Next person please!
The third applicant said his name meant hope, which made sense since nobody ever called him by his family name. Hope…… well not sure how hopeful I will be after hearing his story though. Anyway let me get started………… You're married? To whom? No idea. Is she cute too? Not really, no thanks. Where did you meet her? At school. School? Which School? The University Of British Columbia! Seriously dude? Who would go to school with somebody they met once and decided later on that hey we could spend the rest of life together? Nobody, duh! Especially not some Canadian school where people only stay for two years max! Really man? Even when they were living right across the hall from each other? Exactly! They didn't